Contrary to popular belief, not every single person who has access to the Internet has a Facebook account. I (and a
very small portion of my friends) am part of that group. Maybe because I've never experienced the "awesomeness" that is Facebook, but I don't understand how people can become so obsessed with not only Facebook, but other social networking sites such as Twitter and MySpace.
I read an article recently, titled "
15 Signs It's Time To Quit Facebook," just to see how far some people went with their "addiction" to this site. The one I found the most ridiculous and a testament to the most addicted user was sign number four:
"You've created a separate account for your baby / cat / favourite plant"
When I read this, I literally laughed out loud. For me, I thought it would be too much trouble to take care of my own Facebook account, but for others, I guess it isn't enough to just have one. I mean, what plant needs a Facebook account??
This point reminds me of Mia, the Egyptian cobra who was recently missing from the Bronx Zoo in New York for two weeks, only to be found in the corner of her exhibit. Her disappearance caused a hype, because "someone pretending to be the snake on Twitter...had imagined a glamorous life for the snake during its week on the lam" (
Elusive Snake Goes Back on Display at Bronx Zoo). This person writing for the snake has over 200,000 followers.
It amazes me how obsessed some people can be with not only telling others every single detail about themselves, but also with needing to know every single detail about others. The point that creating another account for someone / something that could not use it means it's time to quit Facebook also applies the other way: if you're reading about someone / something that did not write it, it's time to quit.